lameborghini:

gaining followers at the speed of something really slow

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lameborghini jesusdoesyoga
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afraidof-reality upperclass-slut

buildabitchworkshop:

latteos:

I love waking up to new messages in the morning

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latteos selfieequeen

6539milesofloveapart:

abomasnow:

girls are amazing i just watched my friend change 8 times before picking an outfit you girls are so dedicated to looking good i can’t believe there are men out there sitting in their cum stained sweatpants trying to tell you what you’re allowed to wear

thank you

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abomasnow alone-in-my-darkkness

fukkkres:

when ur eating dinner at your friends house

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and their parents start arguing

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and you want to ask for the salt

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but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce

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the-time-goddess-of-221b:

smoochlock:

so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and

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i’m fucking crying 

it says ‘no.’

it literally says NO.

oh my god

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demisexualsherlock urstupidblag
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beardad r-oyalings

officiallyhilarious:

This user is not following you? More like this loser is not following you.

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emotionalgay:

but does the applause live for me?

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earlubes foodless
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hoodney:


YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS BITCH SNATCH HER WEAVE SLAY 
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amoyed:

when someone “jokingly” steals food from your plateimage

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amoyed pineplapple

tardis-mind-palace:

amoying:

when you realise you’ve eaten more than the rest of your friends at a party

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I THOUGHT THIS SAID WHEN YOU’VE EATEN YOUR FRIENDS I WAS SO CONFUSED BECAUSE THE GIF STILL FIT

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amoying awardweiner
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marr-ks urlcritic

noctstiel:

oh-mrwinchester-oh:

fasterfood:

oh, you wanted the demons exorcised…i thought you said exercised…we’ve been doing yoga for the last week…

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goD DAMNIT

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fasterfood pocahantits
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jake--from--statefarm pocahantits